23.7.2021 by Mervi
Due to the covid-19 the Olympic Summer Games 2020 were cancelled. Despite the many objections the games will take place during 23 juli – 8 augusti in Tokyo.
What luck the Polarbear Summer Olympics can be carried out without problems! Covid-19 simply doesn’t exist in our virtual polar bear world! This is a report exclusively for Knuti’s Weekly Magazine.
The opening ceremony was a magnificent event with the fire, the rings and all kinds of entertainment. The Tyrolean Mighty Bears Orchestra took care of the music. Of course, even brown and black bears are qualified to participate in these games!
First some flashbacks to the year 2012 when the Summer games for humans were held in London.
The polar bears’ keeper in Ranua – Pertti Saarijärvi – made Olympic rings of black tyres for Venus and Ranzo.
The humans make so much fuss about the different disciplines. Our polar bear friends know it’s not necessary to get exhausted by training too hard when there are easier ways!
Little Aika is wondering why the steeple chase runners just pass the water instead of enjoying a nice bath! Well, the two legged creatures really are odd! They haven’t got a clue of how to enjoy life!
Johannes Vetter is the best javelin thrower in the world this season and, naturally, he’s the favourite for winning the gold medal in his discipline.
– Dear Mr Vetter, don’t you think it would be much more fun to participate in the ball squashing. We are sure you would be the champion in this discipline, too!
Armand Duplantis – even called Mondo – is a hot candidate for the gold in pole vault. Miki is a big fan of Mondo but she wants to give Mondo a good piece of advice.
– Dear Mondo! Why do you train so hard and exhaust yourself by jumping with the walking stick?
Please, check here! Why don’t you just jump UNDER the bar instead of running with that heavy stick? You can have the bar as high as you want – the sky is the limit and you always make it!!
This is Sisu’s opinion of the beach volley ball. What’s the point in throwing a ball on a hot beach? Oh no, I pass! A snow ball on an icy ground would be another matter ….
In the category ‘Odd Sports’ the synchronized swimming must be number one! The spectators hardly see anything else but feet or arms – or nothing at all.
Nobby decided to make these ladies’ performance a bit more interesting. You must admit that a polar bear with a black tyre would give an extra dimension to this disciplin.
Polar bear yoga is one of the most enjoyable disciplines in the Summer games. If you want to imitate this – please, make sure the paramedics are nearby.
A gold medal is, of course, nice but who can eat it? That’s why there’s an extra prize for the winners – a gold medal paté. What luck that in the Bearolympics everybody’s a winner so nobear has to starve!
Lili is our Olympic mascot
The Bearolympics always is a big success and I hope even the human games will go well despite the difficult circumstances! Knuti’s Weekly wishes all the athlets best of luck and hopes the weather will not be too hot!
We are all the champions!
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