Golden Girls’ Holiday Plans

15.6.2022 – First published 22.6.2012 by Mervi, Original photos of the stars by Monika aus Berlin

One beautiful June morning the Golden Girls woke up and realized they hadn’t made any holiday plans.

Kati: Dear ladies, it’s already June and we haven’t made any plans for our Summer holiday!

Nancy: Oh, it’s not too late….

Tosca: I’ve got lots of broschures so we can take a look at them and make a virtual trip before we decide what we want to do.

plan1

Nancy: I want to visit London and meet Beef Eaters. I’m sure they are relatives of ours because we love beefs, too!

Tosca: Nancy, my dear, that’s an excellent idea.

plan2

Kati: If we’re going to England I insist we will visit Oxford, too! I wouldn’t mind a candle light supper with suitable company…

Tosca and Nancy: Yeah, yeah, yeah, we all know what you mean by ‘suitable company’. Why don’t you say it – you’re thinking of a very special gentleman. But Kati, have thought that in Oxford everybody’s very well educated and they all speak Latin. Can you growl in Latin perhaps?

Kati: No, I don’t growl in Latin but when one’s having a candle light supper with a gentleman one doesn’t growl at all. You are so unsophisticated!

plan3

Nancy: I’d like to visit Amsterdam! It’s a big city but it looks like a friendly city to me. I love the channels….

Tosca: Have you thought that they may expect us to wear the clogs? I don’t think even the biggest clogs would be so comfortable for our paws…..

plan4

Tosca: Hey, here’s a broschure of New York! It really looks exciting!

Nancy: Yes, it looks great but you should know that this city never sleeps! When would we be able to take a ‘Nickerchen’?

Kati: Well, Knuti-Judi doesn’t live so far away so maybe she would let us camp in her garden if we got really tired….

plan5

Tosca: I don’t think this big city is a suitable holiday resort for us but I have always wanted to do one thing….. This would be a big surprise for the never sleeping New Yorkers, hihihii…. it would knock them out!

Kati, Nancy: You naughty girl! Hehehe, we must admit it looks fantastic!

plan6

Aaah, Piazza di Spagna in Rome is always worth a visit don’t you agree? We could also hire a ‘vespa’ and take a ride in the city….

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Tosca: Maybe we could have a holiday on a beach? Just lie in the sunshine and relax?

Kati: It’s not such a bad idea but I wonder why all the beaches are so empty when we arrive. Why do the people run away? It’s the same with the buses, with the airplanes … Do you think all these people have a bad bear allergy?

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Nancy: We could, of course, go to northern Finland and see the midnight sun. Isn’t it amazing – the sun never sets this time of the year. Poor sun, I’m sure she hasn’t got a watch.

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Tosca: Haven’t you heard about the mosquitos? There are lots of them and they are MEAN!

Kati: Mervi told me that in the end of June they come to northern Finland even if they have to come in wheel chair….

plan10

Tosca: But ladies, the high light of every trip is to come home and sleep in your own den. That made me think – why bother to travel at all…. We have everything we need right here!

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Nancy: And we can have a Nickerchen whenever we want…..

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The meals are served punctually every day thanks to our very reliable service people.

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Kati: It might be nice to visit different zoos and watch the visitors but on the other hand – visitors come to us from all over the world so why don’t we just stay here and enjoy the Summer!

We wish all the readers of Knuti’s Weekly a happy Summer time!

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